A couple of posts ago I wrote about the home media server I think Apple needs to produce. (And I’ll get around to responding to comments there shortly.) In the meantime, reader and friend Todd has sent me a link to the Home Servidor. I love smoking cigars, and I have a need for a home server. Why not combine these two items into one? Half humidor, half server, all good.
Furthermore, I think it would be a good idea for Apple to create their own Home Servidor. Users of Apple products tend to be more affluent and enjoy the finer things in life, and I believe an Apple Home Servidor would serve that market. It should incorporate all the masturbatory buzz phrases that dominate the Intarwebs, and Apple should work out a content deal with Cigar Aficionado. It will be the most important thing Steve Jobs has ever done. Ever. It will make my hair grow back. Rumor has it that there will be a special March 5 event introducing this life-changing device. And by life, I mean all life on Earth.
I thought it was cool for approximately 0.68 seconds, then started having second thoughts.
A server generates heat, and wants to be dry. Cigars want humidity and to be kept cool. Yes, the device keeps the two things sealed. But to put together two such diametrically opposed things just adds complexity and danger needlessly. It’s like a combination fridge and oven. Sure, you could make it work, but…
How dare you criticize the planet changing Apple Home Servidor!
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